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There are no dumb business questions not!
Q: I have curiosity. What is the dumbest business question you've ever asked? - W. Norris
A: Shame on you, Norris. There is no such thing as a stupid question business. OK, this is not quite true. Business are no stupid questions and gives me a lot of them. Not through in this column, of course. People smart enough to effectively use a computer and surf the World Wide Web did not submit dumb questions now, what. Well, it's a lie, too. I have a few head scratchers in response to this column. You know who you are, but do not worry, your secret is safe with me.
I have a confession to make. Write an advice column, whether advice for love or money or business, it is often difficult to do with a straight face. A Sometimes, a question arises in digital photography makes me go "Huh?"
It's a bit like trying to stifle a laugh when grandmother protection against wind Sunday night. Some things are best not ignored.
Of course, it is difficult to blame the matter of a silent company in the dog.
I wrote the advice column for a long period. Most requests for advice they receive are thoughtful and sincere, and as (for usually) and honest (somewhat) intelligent columnist, I feel compelled to provide the best advice I can to improve the person who asked the question.
Without But occasionally a real turnip strikes the old mailbox and takes all I have to resist shooting back an answer that is worthy of the question.
In other words, when I come to a stupid question, My instinctive reaction is to respond with an answer of equal intelligence or lack thereof. Something subtle, like, "Forget business, my friend. The best we can do for mankind is to go find a pair of scissors and Runa € | really fasta € | "
Tonto is the stupid does, Forrest. Great words of wisdom have rarely been offered before or after.
Then I remember that as advice columnist whose duty my reader, my editor, my editor, and especially my family who likes to eat regularly. Not too many openings for smart aleck writers (darn that Dave Berry) so I bite my tongue and to answer the question intelligently as possible. This usually involves request further information from the unit to be able to respond informed. Not as satisfying as firing a sarcastic reply, but it is much better in the old bank account.
Since you asked the question, Norris, I feel obliged to give an answer. What business is the stupidest question ever asked for? I'll tell you decide.
The following are real questions real people who are loose in our midst. If you recognize your question please do not be offended. That's all for fun and remember, ridicule is the sincerest form of flattery. Or something like it.
Here's a question to ask at least once a week: "I've never been in business before, but I really good in this area. Can you tell me what would be the best option for me to start? "
Hmm, how about one that involves line psychic, because this is what I will have to consult to answer your question. I do not know about you, your background, your skills, your talents, your experience, or any otherwise. How could I tell you what would be the best option for you? Who do I look like, Miss Cleo?
Here's my favorite one: "I have to gain a lot of money very quickly. What business should I start? "
You need to make lots of money quickly, huh. No problem. I have a word to you, my friend: counterfeiting Somebody € | I get an umbrella. It's raining stupid here.
Here is an old but good one: "I have a business idea murderer, but I have no money. Thank you ever invest in business or just give advice? "Unfortunately, I do not invest in non-lethal business ideas, so I have to spend on your idea of a murderer. Thinking of me, however. This window is closed € |
And my all time favorite: "I have a great product that nobody wants to buy. How I can make customers buy my products. "
How can a customer buy your product? Piece of cake boy boyfriend. Try using the same method I use to make my spiritual children. Threaten to put his client in time if you buy something from this second! Do not make me go up and sell you something, young Mana € |
I could go, but I think the point is made. Keep those cards and letters coming, boys and girls. It is players like you who make this work so interesting.
Here's to your success.
Tim Knox tim@dropshipwholesale.net
About the Author
Tim Knox Entrepreneur, Author, Speaker
Tim Knox is a nationally-known small business expert who writes and speaksfrequently on the topic.For more information or to contact Tim please visit one of his sites below.
http://www.dropshipwholesale.net
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